- Publisher: Twin Mountain Publishing
- Edition: First edition
- Available in: E-book and print
Customer Complaint Transcript
Moderator2247: Welcome to Virtual MMO: Legends of Hithria’s Moderator Lobby. How can we be of assistance?
C#$@tblaster243: He shot me!
Moderator2247: Who shot you, sir?
C#$@tblaster243: Some kid! Another player! In the Trak’kar valley! Out of f$ckn nowhere!
Moderator2247: Sir, Just a moment, please..
Moderator2247: Sir, That’s a PvP zone. Player vs Player zones are zones where –
C#$@tblaster243: I know what PvP is, bothead! But he one-shotted me! One shot was all it took!
Moderator2247: Sir, as part of Legends of Hithria’s promise to be as authentic to an Epic Fantasy world as possible, the Virtual online game uses a real-life engine that-
C#$@tblaster243: I know all that, you automated ass clapper! Look, this game is supposed to be medieval, right? With medieval weapons? Swords, crossbows, that kind o’ thing?
Moderator2247: That is correct, sir.
C#$@tblaster243: Then why in the flying F#@$ did I just get shot through the head by a kid holding a gun!?